Let's go really crazy, folks!

Yes, that's right! It's one of those things that only happens once or twice in a lifetime, and YOU'RE HERE TO WITNESS IT!!!!

(Now that I've got you all riled up, I'm going to let you down and say that all I'm gonna do is post a recent picture. As in, it got taken within the last ten minutes or so. It just don't get no better'n this.)

Ain't I just so cute?

I want one of these:

Anyway. Buy me one? :D

Yeah, I know, I'm a greedy capitalist pig. But apparently you love me anyway, because you're still paying attention...

Bah. I have nothing to say. I'm just an old bag of piss and wind.