This just in:

Some guy (who actually looked quite similar to Black Corwyn, who I'll attempt to get pictures of, as it's likely he's to be the next dean of the Bardic College) over at Advising/Counseling just gave the girls an... interesting conversation.

He wanted to get into the office of one of the advisors, whose door was closed, because he thought he'd left the receipt for his books on her desk.

So he wanted to get into the room ASAP. Nevermind that her door was closed. Nevermind that that sort of violates most privacy traditions etc.

He said "What's she gonna do, Kung-Fu me?"

(This has prompted much discussion, and much retelling of this tale. Which happened about seven minutes ago. And has been retold at least three times already.)

One of the girls replied that she probably would "kung-fu" him, and then attempted to tactfully put into words that the lady in question had given birth yesterday (I think... it might be somebody else in that office who did that?), and was therefore pumping her breasts for milk. And keeping the door closed, for modesty's sake.

This took him back a little, and he changed tack to suggest that they call her to ask.

She did not in fact have his crap on her desk.

So he went back over to Registrar's and asked there, and of course it was over there.

O yes, the wonders and drama of working in a college student center...